January 2012
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“*awkward smile* You like Adele, don’t you, Matt?”
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I have an interview at a gas station/c-store tomorrow and it’s name is Kum & Go
and the jokes start now…
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just spelled dildo on wwf.
I am mature.
fuckoffstrider:
i feel kind of uncomfortable when people don’t like my text posts
it feels like you’re sitting in a room full of people trying to say something interesting and no one is looking at you so it’s just like you’re talking to yourself
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“It’s funny. When you leave your home and wander really far, you always think, ‘I...”
– Danzy Senna (via venula)
Me in 2012: I'm single! :)
Me in 2013: I'm still single!
Me in 2014: Still single...
Me in 20 years: Look at all these cats
tastywaves:
in saw instead of making people saw their foot off they should make them sleep in jeans
When I think of a witty comment but I don’t post it because I’m too nice of a person
damnit I hate being nice.
I like being alone.
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone. It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely. The sky is...
God bless my parents and their Kuerig
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gaymzee:
how about instead of dropping the bass we gently set it down on a table nearby
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raising my pigs.
lovin’ ‘em the best I can.